I was in my broken tree fort in the park in a tree in the center of New York City.  I was watching TV and my favorite show, Celebrity Death Match, was on.  It's about celebrities fighting each other and their clay figures.  I had always wanted to be on this show.  Ahhhhhhh, the TV sucked me in!!!!!!!!!

    I was in the TV.  Suddenly, my sister Minnie Conchita Dot changed the channel to Looney Tunes and I was running around  with Bugs Bunny.  When my sister went to take her nap,  my dad changed the channel to the weather channel and there I was in the rain!!!!!!!  Lighting flashed and thunder rumbled. Then click! He changed it to the X Files and the green alien began to chase me.  I ran.

    It began to get closer and closer and closer.  Zip!  Then he changed it to Celebrity Death Match.  I was clay again!  When I saw Jack Nicholson he looked  mean.  But I didn't care... I had secret weapons. I had a battling gun, a grenade launcher, a rocket launcher, six 22 rifle magnums, two lazer guns and a bazooka. The people in the TV audience said, "Fight, fight, fight, fight!"